Hurricane Hannah is supposed to swing by tonight, with a water deposit of six inches or more predicted. The shopping centers were full of people stocking up on shoes, linen blazers, and sports equipment to weather the storm. We invested in some emergency items of our own, and on our way out of the mall, stopped at the ladies room. As I was about to exit my cubicle, I heard a mother and her young child enter, in a flurry.
Mom: Don't worry Jonny, it's not the kind with the loud toilets. I'll check.
Mom: Yes, they're not the ones that flush on their own. (WRONG!)
Jonny: Oh Mommy are you sure? I don't want it to go! Wahhh!
Mom: Yes, uh, I think so
Me: Gee, what's the proper etiquette here? (Opens the door)
Toilet: SWOOSH! BWAHHH! WOOOOOO
Kid: Wahhhhh!
Mom: This blows today's toilet training.
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